"…and after we make the Catholics perform abortions, let’s force synagogues to pay employees in only bacon!" -Barack H Obama

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"And then you, like, bomb the SHIT out of America and Israel because, dude, you’re a freakin’ Muslim!" -Never said by Mohammed
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Kim Kardashian
A donkey
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"You expect me to believe that someday humans will fly? Maybe one day everyone will watch films in their homes, too!" -Orville Wright, on his deathbed.
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